Lyrics

When you’re feeling pleased with your lot
When you’re three pints deep
Oh Lord, won’t you comfort me tonight
I wanna do something about it
Something nasty and free

I could crack some eggs in the kitchen drawer
Blame it on the kid next door
I could stay up all night on bloody marys
3D print genitals in the libraries
If it’d save my life tonight

You could keep a gratitude journal
Count your blessings in a song
But for God’s sakes I’m not Mary Poppins
I cannot fly away on an umbrella
So unless you have a better plan

I might just crack some eggs in the kitchen drawer
Blame it on the kid next door
I might just stay up all night on bloody marys
3D print genitals in the libraries
If it’d save my life for a while
And I could defenestrate these old keys
Fairy liquidate the USB port
Drink up a toast to the god Ares
And make chaos an Olympic sport