Lyrics

The hippopotamus, that was on top of us
Was a Florida man, for every day of the year
I'm so relieved that it's safe to remove my hardware
Thank you computer, for telling me it's OK
The Chicago Bulls logo, when it's upside down
Looks like a robot doing a crab
I just thought I'd throw that in there
No need to thank me
If I'm not enough for you, upgrade to premium
I'm a sandwich maker, of the highest order
And what does a Proud Boy actually have to be proud of?
Answers on a postcard, if you please
The old man fell in love with his arthritis
It always made him weak at the knees
I just thought I'd throw that in there
No need to thank me