Lyrics

I feel as crazy as Robin Friday
And how I wish that it was a Friday
But now I've realized it's a Friday
I'm feeling crazier than Robin Friday
It's kind of an aligned with Pie day
A watch all his videos online day
A sit around in my pants day
A feeling starved of romance day
Elliott Smith's teenage mullet
Shocked me to my senses
But it shouldn't shock me
Given the timeframe
That he went to school
How many mushrooms do you know?
There's porcini and portobello
I haven't eaten a portobello for far too long
MUSHROOM (mumble) MUSHROOM (murmur)
MUSHROOM (mushroom) MUSHROOM (mushroom mumble murmur)
The more you want it, the more it won't happen
When you don't want it, you'll get it and won't want it
Asshole, crash hole, car crash asshole
Mayonnaise lifestyle
Asshole, crash hole, car crash asshole
Mayonnaise lifestyle
You're a car crash asshole
The more you want it, the more it won't happen
When you don't want it, you'll get it and won't want it